&c. [and all that stuff]

Today, I discovered my footie pajamas are ‘flame resistant’. I now feel rather invincible. MLIA.

Today I was at the mall and walked by Aeropostale. I saw the mannequins dressed in new winter entire for Christmas. There was one little boy mannequin and i thought to myself when did Aeropostale start selling kids clothing. The little boy mannequin winked at me and continued posing to trick other shoppers. MLIA.

Today, I had to get a blood test, and I’m terrified of needles. After freaking out during the blood test, the nurse led me to a toy chest and let me pick 3 toys. I chose 2 dinosaur stickers and a plastic moose. I felt better. I’m 17. MLIA.

Today, after a field trip to my local pizzaria/arcade, I proudly rode back to school with a plastic ninja sword. While sitting in my classroom later that day, I jockingly hit a friend in the forehead with my sword, only to find my teacher point at me, and motion for me to come out to the hall. I did, thinking I was in trouble. I was ambushed by my teacher with a sword of his own, and we proceeded to duel in the hallway. I won. MLIA.

Today, I found one of those comfy bed spots. I realized the light was still on, so I started screaming, ‘HELP! HELP! HE’S GONNA KILL ME!’ until someone came in. My sister, mom, and dad all came rushing in. I told them it was a bad dream and they scoffed and turned off all the lights. I kept my comfy spot and felt accomplished. MLIA.

Today on the subway I yelled out “AVADA KEDAVRA!” Two people screamed, one fell over, another one faked a heart attack, and a toddler started crying. Everyone thought it was planned; we were applauded. MLIA.

Today, I found out that I can fit a small Nerf gun inside a hidden compartment in my trumpet case. I think this has the potential to make band a much more interesting class. MLIA.

Today a lot of kids in my math class were complaining to my teacher about random things in the class. He told them they could write down their suggestions and put them in the suggestion box. They then asked him where the suggestion box was. He picked up a trashcan. MLIA.

Today, I went to Wal-Mart. When I entered the entertainment section I was suprised to see a nun, in full habit, dancing in front of a speaker system that lets you sample music. This continued for several minutes. When she finished she smiled at me and walked away like nothing had happened. Curious as to what had made her get so excited and boogie down like that, I walked over to see what she had been listening to. It was “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain.” MLIA.